I have three cars and as of today only one runs. The one that runs is the one I paid 200 for, put about 3000 miles on it and haven’t put one single dime into it. Well except for an ungodly amount of oil. My new goal is to ebay as much as I can to comp my losses. This is not limited to things I do not want or need, it includes things that mean something to me. I don’t fucking care. I have 16 windows in my house, not necessarily attached to my house but in my house. The reason they are in my house is because we paid 5000.00 for windows, was told it would be a three day job, and they cannot fulfill a simple contract that they drew up. I will never recommend this company to anyone for any reason.The company in question is http://www.hallmarkhomesolutions.com/1.html.

I HAVE A CHEST FREEZER IN MY LIVING ROOM. The reason for this just isn’t because all of the furniture needed to be moved away from the windows for the retards to work. Nope, The wife agreed to receive a chest freezer then asked me if it was ok. hmm. When I asked where it was to be placed I was told it would be placed in the same spot as the old freezer that died a few months ago. The old freezer was a upright and there was a spot in the corner of the kitchen that it just fit in. A chest would not. I know, here I go assuming again that someone might use their brain and think about something PRIOR to committing to something that would cause angst among the other inhabitants of the domicile. So I came home today to find the chest freezer amongst all of the debris scattered throughout my not-so-humble home. I did use to have a exercise bike where the freezer now resides. I suppose it could be worse, nah, it couldn’t get too much worse. I have now taken up the challenge of cleaning the basement because I have some control there. On top of that, the basement, which is mildew-y, dark, damp and dirty is more clean and organized than the main level of my house. I believe that if things do not change in the next 72 hours I will be taking up residence down there. Amongst the spiders and the mold is where I dwell. Yes, I do have 4 out of 16 new windows in my house, I should be elated. I am elated, I am elated, I am elated.

It doesn’t matter how tight your ass is, nor that you have a chiseled set of pecks, nope all it takes is a big head and large blue eyes.

One has to wonder if there are statues of dancing naked humans on other planets.

And if there are, are we portrayed as being THIS happy? Damn those are happy naked aliens.

Crop circles….

It doesnt matter if we do it for beauty and aesthetic purposes or if the  greys do it as a form of communication one has to just admire crop circles for what they really are, circles. Whether it be the Waden Hill circles or just some random half-assed work from Idaho, they are circles that grab our attention and peak our interests.

We as a race have been enamored by large mystical circles in fields and other places that do not have a concrete logical answer. What I propose is to not look for an answer but to enjoy it for what it is, neat. I think we should all go out and do our part to perpetuate this beauty/artform. If it is seen by alien species then maybe they will stop by and admire your work and maybe even leave their own contribution because you have inspired them to do so. If it is not seen by aliens, it may be seen by a local field sprayer, passerbys, or even the 10 o’clock news. Then you could have your 15 seconds of fame. Just don’t get caught by the cops vandalizing some poor joes soybeans.

Now that gasoline is at $4.00 a gallon we need to find other ways to entertain our selves for hours at a time. I think this is as good of a way to do that as any.

I know I have not posted anywhere near as much as I have wanted to as of late but as the weather improves I find myself busier and wanting to be outside more frequently. This does not mean, however, that I do not check on my blog. I have taken note that more people are looking at it and I want to say that I know you are investigating me. You (government agencies) are watching me. I know that it isn’t the benzodiazepines or the large quantity of Vicodin that flows regularly through my system. It is nothing less than full government infiltration and investigation. You want to know more about the aliens, communicating rocks, plans for world domination and the covenant viking mobile. I will not allow such information to be disclosed to you. I have control of the situation and there is nothing you can do to stop me. I do not fall pray to your mind leeching activities (television), nor do your radio frequencies effect my minds ability to function at its best capacity, for I have donned my reflector. I will attempt to post more frequently on here but I will not divulge information to you.

I will not be your monkey slave!! All hail the monkey king!!

I would have never guessed Ferric Ammonium Citrate was light sensitive. So the next time you find yourself with a semi load of FAC do not leave it in direct sunlight or it will prove to be worthless.

The above image was pulled from http://www.chemblink.com/products/1185-57-5.htm

And, if you want to blue your pictures you may want to check out http://www.hands-on-pictures.com/html/bluehow_05.html

Also with it being light sensitive, does that mean that people who are treated for anemia cannot go outside?

Whilst at work this morning I noticed there was a hole in the cactus. The ninja that is the sentient guardian of said cactus was laying face down in the dirt; immobile, possibly injured. It appears that our office has been attacked, the cactus violated and the interlopers have left my desk in shambles. I thought when I awoke this morn that today was going to be a wonderful day, I would let nothing hinder my ability to enjoy today. Between the wanker that thought it to be my fault that he deleted all of the files off of his “thummy” drive and now the fact that the poor cactus has been deflowered by some unknown cactofile, I am starting to renegotiate the whole enjoyable day thing. Fuck you cactus rapers, that poor succulent did nothing to you. You will pay.

If you really like these pics and would like to see more of them in the  future please feel free to donate 50 cents to my paypal account. paypal email is mcoffey73@yahoo.com

Now wouldnt you love to be a gray? Grays need love too.