I was reading about Google’s new android platform which can be found here and is well worth the read. Then I came across a concept phone from Dell’s alienware design. It is a pretty cool looking phone and I think I would consider buying one if they came out on the market. I am not very big into my cell but if I had something that looks like this and would run on a opensource platform I think I would change my mind.

I came across www.elfwood.com and there were a surprising amount of beautiful artwork. This wasn’t limited to aliens or oddities but also mythical creatures, demons, angels, heads, horses, wizards and so on. I suggest if you get a spare few minutes to sit back and enjoy some amateur art that this be the place you do it at.

So I need your feedback. I am thinking about setting up a site with pictures of naked women with aliens. I am not entirely sure this would fly. I also do not know where I would find an alien for this or the naked women for that matter. I have received a substantial amount of traffic due solely to the pics that I have posted so I know there is some interest. Please drop me a message or comment.

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I believe every abductee is in need of thermite grenades in order to protect themsleves from being abducted. I strongly suggest that the government hands these devices out to people who have been abducted. It is in our best interests and safety to carry these at all times.

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If the stars fall down on me,
And the sun refused to shine,
Then may the shackles be undone,
May all the old words cease to rhyme,
If the sky turned into stone,
It will matter not at all,
For there is no heaven in the sky,
Hell does not wait for our downfall!

Let the voice of reason chime,
Let the friars vanish for all time,
God’s face is hidden, all unseen,
You can’t ask him,
What it all means,
He was never on your side,
God was never on your side,
Let right or wrong alone decide,
God was never on your side.

See ten thousand ministries,
See the holy, righteous dogs,
They claim to heal,
But all they do is steal,
Abuse your faith,
Cheat and rob,

If god is wise,
Why is he still,
When these false prophets,
Call him friend,
Why is he silent,
Is he blind?!
Are we abandoned in the end?

Let the sword of reason shine,
Let us be free of prayer and shrine,
God’s face is hidden, turned way,
He never has a word to say,
He was never on your side,
God was never on your side,
Let right or wrong alone decide!
God was never on your side!
No, no, no!

Does everyone still think Lemmy is god? I think that may cause a bit of conflict with the motorhead fans.

So I have found something so great that I need to share it will all of you…

It is called Superfly Energy Drink Tabs. This shit is super. I am sitting at work twitching like a common meth head. Woohoo. This may sound like some super add but holy fuck I like it. I may need to add the fact that I have also drank 32 oz of coke, 16 oz of monster and then put this energy tab into a 20 oz bottle of mountain dew. So if you find yourself in need to a good tweaking try to hunt these nasty little buggers out.

I also think this is a sexual stimulant for aliens.

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I was perusing through our vast electronic infrastructure and noticed that there are people out there that want to stop the alien invasion within our country….I have to applaud these people for their efforts and thank them from the bottom of my heart. I do not think however that they will be able to keep these creatures at bay.

Thank you for your support.

So I was going to write about how shitty Father’s day was going to be yesterday prior to IE crashing…It was going to go something like this:

First my wife and kids were going to goto a friends house about 20 miles away while I took gramma home from church 25 miles in the opposite direction. Then I was going to drive 45 miles to join them. Then after spending time with that crowd and all of their evil kinder, we were going to drive about 50 miles in a completely different direction to join others for the rest of the day. All of this was causing me strife and discomfort. Downright dreadful. Well, the idea of the issues was much less horrible than the reality of the matter.

I dropped gramma off then to meet up with the fam. The palce we went to was all good but there was some chaos and disorder. Then there was some anger and frustration on the behalf of the host. Well FU host.

then we were to travel almost an hour to a little town called Sullivan Ohio. Ont he way there my wife (who was behind me) went left of center twice then fell asleep with my babies in the car and ran right off the road. The Jeep sustained some minor damage but everyone was ok. I bitched her out, then took the Jeep the rest of the way there.

The place in Sullivan wasn’t too bad at all, there was plenty of room and it was a much calmer atmosphere throughout. So all in all it wasn’t as bad as I expected.

Then home.

Crazy assed father’s day.