I just spent the last 20 minutes writing in here to have IfuckingE crash and lost everingthing I wrote.

Fuck you stupid browser.

I will try again later….With Firefox.

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My penis fell off today while I was at work and listening to Motörhead. I am not sure if it was due to the fact that I was: at work or listening to Motörhead. Either way I suppose it doesn’t matter because I am now without a penis. I didn’t realize how much I loved my penis prior to loosing it. Now that it has left me I now know that I was indeed attached to my penis and I thought it was attached to me. I was wrong. It felt compelled to leave me, it may not have been in my darkest hour or when I needed it the most but I feel let down. DAMN EWE PENIS….Damn you.

I must say I am completely enamored with the whole alien/human sex idea. I have to wonder though, is the rest of the alien population ok with some dirty skank human chick? Are they stereotyped? labeled? Shunned from the rest of the community after they have contaminated themselves with the internal fluids of the human species? These are questions I would love to have the answers to.

I had posted previously with a picture of an alien and a woman. There was an entire set of these photos that I had seen once. Now, though, they seem to be very difficult to find. I did find one so far and will attempt to find the rest of them.

If you really like these pics and would like to see more of them in the  future please feel free to donate 50 cents to my paypal account. paypal email is mcoffey73@yahoo.com

I am curious though, why it is that the alien settled on a PBR? —-”And then, this one time, at band camp….”

There was a big write up once about the death and torture of the Iraqi people. Here is a picture from one of those write ups.

I must say, being the expert that I am….This was man wasn’t tortured. Nope, he was simply in the way when the aliens parked their craft in his front yard. They have not yet come up with a way to see under their ship when they are landing. What the hell do you people think happened to all the cows??

http://snailbreeders.proboards85.com/index.cgi

These people are my hero’s. Props to people who breed snails.

I would much rather breed snails all day then wake up to this……Fucking Alien. They’re everywhere.