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Gummy Bears and Ativan

March 15, 2008 | 212 Views | No Comments

Work for me on Saturdays is less than eventful. And since there was not an adequate amount of sleep bestowed upon me, I have found myself sleeping and daydreaming today. After my morning nap and the second mountain dew, I figured it was time to eat. So I meandered out to my vehicle and retrieved a bag of Gummie Bears that I bought in this wonderful little town the night prior. I love visiting small towns, the people there are blissfully happy, well, until you cannot follow simple directions and you get lost. Then they can be down right pissy. Anyways, Gummie bears, So I went to my car and located the bag in question. Then I remembered I stole the rest of my gramma’s vicodin yesterday and ate them. But I also took some Ativan since she has a plethora and I only have about 10 left. So I took the bag of Ativan out and ate a few. Seriously, I dont really do anything so why not? So here I am in ativan land singing squeezebox by the who and building a Gummie bear fighting ring. I am hoping I can set up some website to generate cash with the illegal fighting of gummie bears but I am unsure as to how I would go about collecting funds. I am sure paypal would frown upon gambling of sugary rubber creatures. But you never know till you try. I think we could webcam it from thailand, re-route the company from the Bahamas and live comfortably in our camper with a extra big awning attached to it.

Well, my supervisor just walked out so I think I will go back to napping.

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