Home is where you shoot yourself

I have three cars and as of today only one runs. The one that runs is the one I paid 200 for, put about 3000 miles on it and haven’t put one single dime into it. Well except for an ungodly amount of oil. My new goal is to ebay as much as I can to comp my losses. This is not limited to things I do not want or need, it includes things that mean something to me. I don’t fucking care. I have 16 windows in my house, not necessarily attached to my house but in my house. The reason they are in my house is because we paid 5000.00 for windows, was told it would be a three day job, and they cannot fulfill a simple contract that they drew up. I will never recommend this company to anyone for any reason.The company in question is http://www.hallmarkhomesolutions.com/1.html.

I HAVE A CHEST FREEZER IN MY LIVING ROOM. The reason for this just isn’t because all of the furniture needed to be moved away from the windows for the retards to work. Nope, The wife agreed to receive a chest freezer then asked me if it was ok. hmm. When I asked where it was to be placed I was told it would be placed in the same spot as the old freezer that died a few months ago. The old freezer was a upright and there was a spot in the corner of the kitchen that it just fit in. A chest would not. I know, here I go assuming again that someone might use their brain and think about something PRIOR to committing to something that would cause angst among the other inhabitants of the domicile. So I came home today to find the chest freezer amongst all of the debris scattered throughout my not-so-humble home. I did use to have a exercise bike where the freezer now resides. I suppose it could be worse, nah, it couldn’t get too much worse. I have now taken up the challenge of cleaning the basement because I have some control there. On top of that, the basement, which is mildew-y, dark, damp and dirty is more clean and organized than the main level of my house. I believe that if things do not change in the next 72 hours I will be taking up residence down there. Amongst the spiders and the mold is where I dwell. Yes, I do have 4 out of 16 new windows in my house, I should be elated. I am elated, I am elated, I am elated.