If I were to consider a piece of furniture today I think it would be a lazyboy. If one were to contemplate the versatility of the lazyboy, they may be more willing to show respect to it. Let’s consider the multi-faceted life of this kind of ass holder. First off it is a comfortable chair (well most, not all), If you sit in a lazyboy you do not expect a hard wooden surface pressing against your ass muscles, instead as you descend towards the seat you wait in anticipation of the contour of the overstuffed cushion cradling your bum. Most lazyboys rock which in its own right can make it a enjoyable experience, there doesn’t even need to be 6″ of foam suspending you in a perfect position. The rocking motion can calm, relax and even make one feel secure and safe. There are a great many people from the age of infancy to death that find this simple motion comforting and fall into restful slumber. You can recline if rocking isn’t your thing or if you do not want other people to watch you drool and laugh at you while you sleep. There is also that wonderful foot prop thingy, with a handle that children love to play with every time they are anywhere there is a lazyboy with a foot prop thingy. Food storage device and catcher. Talk about multipurpose, it doesn’t get too much better than that. NOTE: If you use this feature you can also start a great little ant farm. If you do end up dozing off and you have a cookie in your hand, do not fret, that chair will indeed collect the cookie you have not finished and it will hold it for you until the time you are starving and remember you had a cookie in your hand 3 weeks prior when you fell asleep in the chair (unless you opted for the ant farm feature). Alas the lazyboy saved the day, and possibly your life. They (the Lazyboy company) recognized this special ability of the MPC (multipurposechair) and then figured that other foods, like cheese and roast beef are not as easily delivered through the small space between the cushion and the arm rest supports. So they developed a hidden “pouch” on the exterior of the chair. Brilliant!! Sex, yes sex, the lazyboy has the ability to enhance the sex life of couples that are seeking a little more adventure without going to Thailand to buy small farm animals and children without the neighbors talking or charges being pressed against you. Please note: if you use a lazyboy as a sexual device you are definitely still very vanilla but you may be a different flavor of vanilla. Or maybe vanilla with whipped cream. OHHH!!!Most of the lazyboys have scotchguard so go ahead and bust out the whipped cream. I am sure there are a multitude of other and more creative things to do with a lazyboy but my ass has gone to sleep since I am sitting on the floor typing this.