There was a big write up once about the death and torture of the Iraqi people. Here is a picture from one of those write ups.

I must say, being the expert that I am….This was man wasn’t tortured. Nope, he was simply in the way when the aliens parked their craft in his front yard. They have not yet come up with a way to see under their ship when they are landing. What the hell do you people think happened to all the cows??