Sorry F

I have been in a mood not for writing as late of. I think some of it was due to the fact I was partaking in a large amount of pain-killers as prescribed by my primary care physician to alleviate some of the extreme pain due to a surgery I just had done. I have been less than normal during that time and I didn’t want to scare off the one part-time reader of this blog. It would sadden me to know that the sole reader I have would not come back because of some weird, outlandish statement I made while I was intoxicated at some point in time. That is the last thing I want to do.

On a brighter note, I have come to love and embrace the monkeys I work with. they actually are pretty intelligent as far as monkeys go. One was able to retrieve the correct tool this evening when I asked him to. The other though, I am afraid we are going to have to throw that monkey in the gas canister and replace it with another test subject. Shame, monkeys can be pretty expensive, and to put that much time and effort just to gas it. Oh well. There is this straggler monkey that wanders in and out of the office at times. This monkey is great for comic relief it badgers the other monkeys and stomps around like it is a silver back gorilla. Then it vanishes back into the mist from which it came. Now there is silence, almost complete and utter silence. If one could stifle the din of the computer systems in the room it would be placid. I guess that would be asking for miracles. I stole from my place of employment today. Although I am concerned I am going to get caught. See, my supervisor, he embraces his OCD and well, I stole a pencil. I have it in my pocket just incase I get caught and can try to put it back without incident but that is a risk I will have to take. My biggest fear is that my super has been counting the pencils before he leaves at night and then recounts in the morning. If he notices one gone, and I was in charge, I will be held liable for the missing pencil. The other monkey is in need of some form of attention. It is trying to converse with me, this is the unpredictable monkey. I am always on guard because you never know when it may just snap and try to eat me. Opps lost interest and is now back at its designated location. Good monkey, get in the corner where you belong. FUCKING MONKEYS!