Stop spying on me.

I know I have not posted anywhere near as much as I have wanted to as of late but as the weather improves I find myself busier and wanting to be outside more frequently. This does not mean, however, that I do not check on my blog. I have taken note that more people are looking at it and I want to say that I know you are investigating me. You (government agencies) are watching me. I know that it isn’t the benzodiazepines or the large quantity of Vicodin that flows regularly through my system. It is nothing less than full government infiltration and investigation. You want to know more about the aliens, communicating rocks, plans for world domination and the covenant viking mobile. I will not allow such information to be disclosed to you. I have control of the situation and there is nothing you can do to stop me. I do not fall pray to your mind leeching activities (television), nor do your radio frequencies effect my minds ability to function at its best capacity, for I have donned my reflector. I will attempt to post more frequently on here but I will not divulge information to you.

I will not be your monkey slave!! All hail the monkey king!!