(07:02:01 PM) kimmy: hi hunny
(07:02:16 PM) mcoffey73: hey how are you?
(07:02:36 PM) kimmy: im good how are you\?
(07:02:56 PM) mcoffey73: ehh, I am ok. Kinda sketetchy but other than that, I am ok
(07:03:06 PM) kimmy: thats cool
(07:03:10 PM) mcoffey73: yeah
(07:03:21 PM) kimmy: hold on a sec, the cookise need to come out
(07:03:26 PM) mcoffey73: k
(07:06:47 PM) kimmy: ok im back
(07:06:49 PM) mcoffey73: k
(07:06:58 PM) kimmy: so what are you doing?
(07:07:09 PM) mcoffey73: Thinking about killing people
(07:07:20 PM) kimmy: who?
(07:07:37 PM) mcoffey73: Anybody I guess, not too picky
(07:07:45 PM) kimmy: o i c
(07:08:15 PM) kimmy: how is the stich work and pain/
(07:08:16 PM) mcoffey73: It is the cool thing to do in college these days
(07:08:26 PM) kimmy: o really/
(07:08:38 PM) kimmy: just joining the band wagon?
(07:08:58 PM) mcoffey73: It is kinda stichy and a bit on the painful side. I havent taken anything other than the assload of ativan today. So no pain killers.
(07:09:08 PM) mcoffey73: Yeah I wanna be on the news
(07:09:40 PM) kimmy: no pain killers is a good thing
(07:09:51 PM) mcoffey73: Maybe for people who experience no pain
(07:10:16 PM) mcoffey73: I think I am going to have to cut off my right ball as well.
(07:10:20 PM) mcoffey73: makes me sad
(07:11:04 PM) kimmy: hey what is the little smiley things going across the top? and i don’t think you are going to have to have it cut off
(07:12:05 PM) mcoffey73: WTF smiley things? F if I know. And yeah I am, that fucker is hanging almost a inch lower than the other one. It is driving me insane. I keep trying to push it back into place.
(07:12:34 PM) mcoffey73: The smileys are a tracking agent of some kind
(07:13:12 PM) kimmy: thats what your super support panties r 4
(07:13:24 PM) kimmy: a tracking agent for what/
(07:13:35 PM) mcoffey73: Those fucking things are uncomfortable and they do not support shit
(07:13:40 PM) mcoffey73: for the fbi
(07:13:46 PM) kimmy: and what was the show we used to watch with jessica albe in called?
(07:13:56 PM) mcoffey73: who?
(07:14:14 PM) kimmy: alba
(07:14:19 PM) mcoffey73: …..
(07:14:30 PM) kimmy: the invisible woman on fantastic 4
(07:14:51 PM) mcoffey73: Did we watch that?
(07:15:07 PM) kimmy: religiously
(07:15:19 PM) kimmy: cookie time hold please
(07:15:36 PM) mcoffey73: I can not say I remember watching the fantastic four religiously
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(07:16:39 PM) kimmy: no no no!!!!!
(07:16:42 PM) kimmy: omg
(07:17:20 PM) kimmy: we used to watch a tv show that had the girl that played the invisible woman in it.
(07:17:34 PM) mcoffey73: she was invisible?
(07:17:52 PM) mcoffey73: WTF woman…..put the crack pipe down
(07:18:24 PM) kimmy: she was a new actress then, she played a hyped up super hero and she had flash backs of when she was being trained.
(07:18:31 PM) kimmy: u r a dick
(07:18:45 PM) mcoffey73: dark angel??
(07:18:56 PM) mcoffey73: Why am I a dick? Cock smoker!
(07:19:00 PM) kimmy: YES!!!!! thats it tank you
(07:19:11 PM) kimmy: because you are
(07:19:16 PM) mcoffey73: You cannot even spell thank and you are calling me a dick
(07:19:41 PM) mcoffey73: Dood, you are way weirder than I will ever be
(07:19:48 PM) kimmy: i have a giant booger on my finger
(07:19:59 PM) mcoffey73: That’s just fucking wrong.
(07:20:03 PM) kimmy: point proven
(07:20:06 PM) mcoffey73: and kinda hot
(07:20:20 PM) kimmy: jelous?
(07:20:23 PM) mcoffey73: nah
(07:20:35 PM) mcoffey73: I will make you smell my finger when I get home
(07:20:56 PM) kimmy: i refuse to ever smell your finger again
(07:21:13 PM) mcoffey73: LOL you were the willing participant
(07:21:21 PM) kimmy: not really
(07:21:26 PM) mcoffey73: yes yes you were
(07:21:33 PM) kimmy: you stuck it under my nose you shitass
(07:21:45 PM) mcoffey73: I said smell my finger and you did
(07:22:29 PM) kimmy: what else can i do if it is under my nose and that IS how i breathe ya know
(07:23:01 PM) mcoffey73: You couldnt breath through your mouth, or turned your head? You wanted to smell my finger ADMIT IT!!!
(07:23:30 PM) kimmy: we have 2 1/2 dozen chocolate chip cookies
(07:23:36 PM) mcoffey73: Thats grand
(07:23:45 PM) mcoffey73: Could you find a hammer?
(07:23:45 PM) kimmy: and we are making macaroons in a little bit
(07:23:54 PM) mcoffey73: even greater
(07:23:57 PM) kimmy: y
(07:24:09 PM) mcoffey73: cause I want to fight with hammers when I get home.
(07:24:14 PM) mcoffey73: I think I can do it
(07:24:17 PM) kimmy: ok
(07:24:23 PM) mcoffey73: I am serious
(07:24:34 PM) kimmy: are we playong ball breaker?
(07:24:55 PM) mcoffey73: your a fucking laugh arent ya?
(07:24:59 PM) kimmy: yiu think you can do what
(07:25:08 PM) mcoffey73: beat you with a hammer
(07:25:16 PM) kimmy: y
(07:25:37 PM) mcoffey73: the aliens told me earlier that I should do it becuase I am healthy enough to do so now.
(07:25:58 PM) kimmy: y cant u beat someone there, dont u have a hammer there/
(07:26:17 PM) mcoffey73: yes, but I think I would get more satisfaction from beating you.
(07:26:21 PM) kimmy: bethany is supposed to be coming over
(07:26:26 PM) mcoffey73: I will beat her too
(07:26:55 PM) mcoffey73: Everyone but my babies will get beaten
(07:27:07 PM) kimmy: what satisfaction r u gonna get from beating me? u would have no 1 2 talk 2
(07:27:22 PM) mcoffey73: I would still talk to the aliens. and the babies
(07:27:29 PM) kimmy: look how laZY I AM
(07:28:00 PM) mcoffey73: because you use 1 and 2′s in your sentences?
(07:28:20 PM) kimmy: yah
(07:28:24 PM) mcoffey73: hunny,
(07:28:31 PM) mcoffey73: how many chromosomes do you have?
(07:28:42 PM) kimmy: ????
(07:28:55 PM) mcoffey73: Do you know?
(07:29:12 PM) kimmy: 23
(07:29:23 PM) mcoffey73: I think you do
(07:29:34 PM) kimmy: do what
(07:29:40 PM) mcoffey73: have 23 chromosomes
(07:29:53 PM) kimmy: y
(07:30:00 PM) mcoffey73: cause you have to
(07:30:14 PM) kimmy: have to what
(07:30:33 PM) mcoffey73: You are very special hunny.
(07:30:40 PM) kimmy: LOL
(07:30:50 PM) kimmy: y tank u
(07:30:54 PM) mcoffey73: I am going to put you on a bus every morning
(07:31:20 PM) kimmy: i no wanna put on bus
(07:31:57 PM) mcoffey73: You will go, you have no choice in the matter. The court system says you have to go. AND you must be medicated AND I must beat you with a hammer.
(07:32:11 PM) kimmy: LOL
(07:32:13 PM) mcoffey73: Thats the law
(07:32:22 PM) kimmy: i have to go make macaroons
(07:32:33 PM) mcoffey73: do they not grow on treeS?
(07:32:43 PM) kimmy: i’ll get back on here in a little bit
(07:32:49 PM) kimmy: and no they dont
(07:32:59 PM) kimmy: that is macaroni
(07:33:10 PM) mcoffey73: No dont bother, I am going to write to my girlfriend. She likes me (most of the time anyways)
(07:33:13 PM) kimmy: of truffles
(07:33:26 PM) kimmy: fine
(07:33:29 PM) kimmy: whatever
(07:33:34 PM) kimmy: piss off
(07:33:40 PM) mcoffey73: find a hammer