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This is the conversion of the perversion that emanates from the discharge of the -70mv electro-chemical signal from my brain to written English. One may interpret these wittings as inconceivable or not understandable but to me what I write makes perfect sense. For the scarcity that do find this less than mindless I thank thee for being of like mind. I am here to do nothing but entertain you.




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There once was this chick from nantucket

April 3, 2008 | 118 Views | No Comments

So I just watched the electric worry video from clutch. I think I would rather hang out with them instead of going to be cut open. Although I think I would need dental work done afterwards from the insane amount of teeth grinding that would be going on. Poor gramma worried about her grandson bein cut open. Dont worry gramma I have a much higher chance of dying in a car accident than on the butchers block. And there is no need to fret because I will take my alien protector and my traveling companion rock with me in the morn. If there is the slightest chance that the alien drops the ball and something does go wrong, don’t fret, the rock will guide me back. Yes it will tell me to go the wrong way, four times, but it will get me to where I need to be. So it will be all good. I also think that “wanna see my scar?” would be a great pickup line. The viking mobile is pissy cause it’s wet outside. On top of that, it was covered in bird shit from the onslaught bestowed upon it earlier when the birds tried to shit through the car to drop their debris on my zen alien. FUCK YOU BIRDIES!! I ate a piece of french toast and a french fry today. I think french food is the way to healthy living without stomach upset. I switched my socks cause of the hellishly large holes in the heels to socks with holes in the toes. So much more enjoyable, that irritating feeling one gets in the large toe when the hole is large enough to begin to push over the toe but yet not large enough to move down to where it may not be bothersome. FUCK YOU HOLEY SOCK! There were two deers in the backyard today when I left. I am going to open a safari at my house, chickens, turkeys, deer, rabbits, giraffes, and rabid penguins. No goats, they chew things. And I may try to molest them. FUCK GOATS!! Not really, it is more like SWEET GOATS, come here goat, you have a purdy mouth…. I like carpet, not as much as wood floors but I think sitting for this long on wood floors would make my ass more wide and sore than what it already is. Note to my blog keeper, this thing is telling me it saved a draft of this at 7:55 and it is now 10:55. Either I have been writing for a long time, I was abducted and just returned, or the thingy is fucked up. Criminal Justice, a breif introduction is not regularly read in my house. Why is it here? freedictionary.com says: unthaw - become or cause to become soft or liquid; “The sun melted the ice”; “the ice thawed”; “the ice cream melted”; “The heat melted the wax”; “The giant iceberg dissolved over the years during the global warming phase”; “dethaw the meat” Insane I must say. I worry at times because I find the diva from the fifth element one of the most erotic movie characters I have even seen. Blue chicks with tubulars extending from them and can sing opera is way hot. My sock hole finally descended after messing with it for a long period of time. I would be pleased with silence, candles flickering, no lighting and no din from these retched machines right now. Silence ahh. The time when the mind truly can be heard unobstructed, unmuffled, unrelenting outspoken. The only time when you can reason with it, debate with it and admire its’ beauty. I need chocolate. I have not eaten anywhere near enough of it in recent weeks. I attended a gathering of people many years ago and acquired chocolate covered fungus. Ahh, that was pleasurable.

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