Typical day at the office

OMG DOOD….YOu HaVE 2 HELP MEee…..

At 18:33 Sh—- Boh—r (sp?) called and said she will need the video camera, tripod, the whole case for a class that she is instructing at the Medina campus…. WTF am I to do???? I ask WTF?? I cannot be expected to perform competently under these conditions. You people ask way too much of me. I know I know, after working here for the last few years and seeing how things are done I should know what to expect and how to handle these issues as they arise. BUT JESUS CHRIST I CAN’T!!! The stress is overwhelming I believe I am about to crack. My ass hurts because I am forced to sit behind this desk. I have drool on the laptop because of the utter silence from lack of requests because I am so diligently working. Then then then the fucking fone rings and I am suddenly awakened with a crink in my neck and the sudden upward movement of my head which in turn causes whiplash which then entails me yelling profanities which then causes chaos disorder and riots in the library which brings the green giant law enforcement officer which then causes me more grief and anguish. DAMNIT man. What am I to do???!?! I think I may have the solution…..If I was put on first where I could be more closely monitored I think I may have a better interemployee support team that may be more apt to assist me when I feel things are too much of a deluge to handle on my own. Just a suggestion.
Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter and for hearing my grievances.
Mxxxxxx Cxxxxx Technical Support SpecialEdalist